Monthly Archives: January 2009

Random Savagery… The Definition of a Teabag

I remembered seeing this dunk a while back, and finally found it on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a_wW6Zf0Qk
(sorry, embedding doesn’t work for this vid)

This may be the farthest that nuts have ever been placed down a throat.

Willie Warren should also be remembered for this:

my new hero

my new hero

His perfect high-top fade during the McDonald’s All-American game.

Willie Warren, you are officially a friend of Homer Eroticism.

Oh, and I am this close to putting that ref in the video on The Sh!t List for the technical foul. How you gonna play Willie Warren like that?

Hope that brightened your day.

-Mr. Snappy

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Tyrus Thomas is a Violent Individual

…and Jermaine O’Neal needs to file charges for this one:

Goodness gracious. If I wasn’t mildly intoxicated and quite tired, I’d have something funny to say about this. I know J.O. is only 30, but he may want to think about retirement after that one. It’s never good to get tossed to the baseline by somebody’s nuts hitting your chest.

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Nuggets of Greatness: January 22

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Nuggets of Greatness is our semi-regular link dump. We search through all the crap on the internet to unearth the best posts of the day. I am out of thinly veiled poop references. Shit.

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Dunk Insanity

Just saw this dunk at the end of Sportscenter, by Jarret Johnson of Anderson University (SC). The post-dunk pandemonium was more than warranted:

My good friend played basketball in high school, and one of his favorite hoops-related stories happened during a scrimmage, when one of his teammates tip-slammed on the team’s star player. The practice essentially ended as the entire gym went nuts, and one player simply sat down in the middle of the court and removed his shoes. The dunk was too much to handle.

Had I been wearing shoes when I saw this dunk, they would certainly have been removed. Dunks can do funny things to people.

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Nuggets of Greatness: January 20

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Nuggets of Greatness is our semi-regular link dump. We search through all the crap on the internet to unearth the best posts of the day. I am out of thinly veiled poop references. Shit.

  • The former Miss USA, pictured above, is trading in soap operas for porn. One more for the good guys! (Epic Carnival)
  • One photo perfectly sums up why Americans will never embrace soccer (With Leather)
  • The FOX football crew hits the town, runs into obnoxious paparazzi (Awful Announcing)
  • Match the ESPN personality to his drink. I vote Boomer was sipping the martini (Busted Coverage)

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Witness

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