Monthly Archives: January 2009

Random Savagery… The Definition of a Teabag

I remembered seeing this dunk a while back, and finally found it on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a_wW6Zf0Qk (sorry, embedding doesn’t work for this vid) This may be the farthest that nuts have ever been placed down a throat. Willie Warren should also … Continue reading

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Tyrus Thomas is a Violent Individual

…and Jermaine O’Neal needs to file charges for this one: Goodness gracious. If I wasn’t mildly intoxicated and quite tired, I’d have something funny to say about this. I know J.O. is only 30, but he may want to think … Continue reading

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Nuggets of Greatness: January 22

Nuggets of Greatness is our semi-regular link dump. We search through all the crap on the internet to unearth the best posts of the day. I am out of thinly veiled poop references. Shit. Best. Headline. Ever. (The Big Picture) … Continue reading

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Dunk Insanity

Just saw this dunk at the end of Sportscenter, by Jarret Johnson of Anderson University (SC). The post-dunk pandemonium was more than warranted: My good friend played basketball in high school, and one of his favorite hoops-related stories happened during … Continue reading

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Nuggets of Greatness: January 20

Nuggets of Greatness is our semi-regular link dump. We search through all the crap on the internet to unearth the best posts of the day. I am out of thinly veiled poop references. Shit. The former Miss USA, pictured above, … Continue reading

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Rudy Fernandez? Really?

We would be remiss in our duties here at Homer Eroticism to just let this one go. How the hell did Rudy Fernandez beat out Joe Alexander and Russell Westbrook for the fourth spot in the slam dunk contest? I … Continue reading

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Russell Westbrook Respectfully Disagrees With Your Vote

The news broke today that Portland’s Rudy Fernandez won the NBA.com fan vote for the fourth participant in the Slam Dunk Contest, beating out Milwaukee’s Joe Alexander and OKC’s Russell Westbrook. Instead of quietly ceding victory, Westbrook used near-lethal force … Continue reading

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Ahhhh! It’s a High Five!

This ref from the NFC Championship Game is not down with being in the middle of a celebratory high five. Either that or Jason Avant has some really stinky pits. It’s a good thing Celek and Avant didn’t go for … Continue reading

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