Have you ever tried the Nashville Predator?

 

I don't even know...

I don't even know...

The whole concept for Homer Eroticism came about as a result of a discussion OD and I had regarding which professional sports team’s name sounds the most like a freaky sexual maneuver. I figure it was time to present this discussion to the public. Without further ado, here are some of my nominations. I imagine once OD weighs in on the matter, we will set up some sort of a vote to determine the ultimate winner.

MLB:
The Texas Ranger
The Cleveland Indian
The Detroit Tiger
A New York Yankee (“dude, she gave me a little ‘New York Yankee,’ if you know what I mean” )
The Tampa Bay Ray
The Pittsburgh Pirate
The Houston Astro
The Arizona Diamondback
The San Francisco Giant
The Colorado Rocky
The Florida Marlin

NBA:
The Portland Blazer
The Charlotte Bobcat
The Milwaukee Buck
The Chicago Bull
The Memphis Grizzly
The New Orleans Hornet
The Orlando Magic
The Dallas Maverick
The Denver Nugget
The Detroit Piston
The Toronto Raptor
The San Antonio Spur
The Oklahoma City Thunder
The Minnesota Timberwolf
The Washington Wizard

NFL:
The Buffalo Bill
The Miami Dolphin
The Dallas Cowboy
The New York Giant
The Philadelphia Eagle
The Washington Redskin
The Baltimore Raven
The Chicago Bear
The Green Bay Packer
The Minnesota Viking
The Jacksonville Jaguar
The Tennessee Titan
The Atlanta Falcon
The Tampa Bay Buccaneer
The Denver Bronco
The Oakland Raider
The San Diego Charger
The St. Louis Ram

NHL:
The New Jersey Devil
The Pittsburgh Penguin
The Nashville Predator
The Buffalo Sabre
The Ottawa Senator
The Calgary Flame
The Colorado Avalanche
The Minnesota Wild
The Atlanta Thrasher
The Carolina Hurricane
The Florida Panther
The Phoenix Coyote
The San Jose Shark

So those are my nominations. The names in bold are my personal favorites. Respond with any I may have missed, as well as potential descriptions of what some of these moves might entail. We’ll throw up a poll after some leaders emerge.

-Mr. Snappy

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Random Savagery… The Definition of a Teabag

I remembered seeing this dunk a while back, and finally found it on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a_wW6Zf0Qk
(sorry, embedding doesn’t work for this vid)

This may be the farthest that nuts have ever been placed down a throat.

Willie Warren should also be remembered for this:

my new hero

my new hero

His perfect high-top fade during the McDonald’s All-American game.

Willie Warren, you are officially a friend of Homer Eroticism.

Oh, and I am this close to putting that ref in the video on The Sh!t List for the technical foul. How you gonna play Willie Warren like that?

Hope that brightened your day.

-Mr. Snappy

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Tyrus Thomas is a Violent Individual

…and Jermaine O’Neal needs to file charges for this one:

Goodness gracious. If I wasn’t mildly intoxicated and quite tired, I’d have something funny to say about this. I know J.O. is only 30, but he may want to think about retirement after that one. It’s never good to get tossed to the baseline by somebody’s nuts hitting your chest.

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Nuggets of Greatness: January 22

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Nuggets of Greatness is our semi-regular link dump. We search through all the crap on the internet to unearth the best posts of the day. I am out of thinly veiled poop references. Shit.

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Dunk Insanity

Just saw this dunk at the end of Sportscenter, by Jarret Johnson of Anderson University (SC). The post-dunk pandemonium was more than warranted:

My good friend played basketball in high school, and one of his favorite hoops-related stories happened during a scrimmage, when one of his teammates tip-slammed on the team’s star player. The practice essentially ended as the entire gym went nuts, and one player simply sat down in the middle of the court and removed his shoes. The dunk was too much to handle.

Had I been wearing shoes when I saw this dunk, they would certainly have been removed. Dunks can do funny things to people.

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Nuggets of Greatness: January 20

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Nuggets of Greatness is our semi-regular link dump. We search through all the crap on the internet to unearth the best posts of the day. I am out of thinly veiled poop references. Shit.

  • The former Miss USA, pictured above, is trading in soap operas for porn. One more for the good guys! (Epic Carnival)
  • One photo perfectly sums up why Americans will never embrace soccer (With Leather)
  • The FOX football crew hits the town, runs into obnoxious paparazzi (Awful Announcing)
  • Match the ESPN personality to his drink. I vote Boomer was sipping the martini (Busted Coverage)

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